Mosquito Bites Bite!

I HATE MOSQUITO'S!!!!~

Truly and absolutely hate mosquito's! and their bites!

In which place where you have NEVER been bitten by a mosquito? tell me...
If never then come join my hate for them.... Gah!

they tick me off... right now i have a heck load by just sitting next to a pool and covering myself with a towel! [I was fully clothed and used the towel to cover up my legs...which was a fail] now i know NOT to do that again... preferably BE IN the pool. where they can drown for all i care... TRY SUCK MY BLOOD NOW YOU VILE ANNOYING FLYING THINGS!

So yeah i have some on my toes which KILL! and the sides of my feet which also KILL! then on my elbows and newly found ones on my left foots toes... how do you get rid of the bites? I HAVE NO CLUE! if i did i wouldn't be complaining that much...

My friend Kye says:
"Burn your skin...it works!"

Sure i'll burn my skin.....if i wasn't afraid of it being infected! oh and plus the fact WHY BURN YOU SKIN YOU GIRAFFE! [He's about....15cm taller than me...(about 5 inches)]

my little brother says being absent minded:
"Squeeze the clear poison out~"
i asked Ralph what the hell he meant and Ralph said it was just the fluids from the blood so don't squeeze it... and when did i start following what my little brother said? HE PUT A TOWEL IN THE FREEZER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

so since those were no help try these~
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1. Be patient. Before doing any of this- remember, no matter what you do, the itch will never fully go away until the scab or sore has healed.
2. Go into a bathroom and thoroughly wash the affected area with rubbing alcohol,before anything else. Pat dry (don't rub it).
3. Put a piece of Scotch Tape (or similar) onto the bite. Leaving it there will make the itch almost entirely go away, and after a few hours, removing it will also remove some of the toxins that cause the itch. [Wouldn't you still be itchy while the tape is on?]
   
4. Take a nice, relaxing hot bath.[um....Hot!?]
   
5. Use your fingernail to press an "X" into the bite. This disperses the protein and stops the itch for a while.[for a while.... made a weird imprint though...like my monkey's belly button]
6. Use the scalding method:
   1. Dip a wash cloth into scalding hot water, but not so hot that it burns your skin.
   2. Press the wet part of the cloth against the bite.
   3. Hold it there until you feel the bite tingle.
   4. Repeat once or twice. Your nerves will be confused and the itching will vanish for hours. The heat causes all the histamine[?] (the protein used by the body to initiate immune responses, which include irritation and itching)[Oh~] in the skin surrounding the bite to be released at once.
7. Rub any of the following fluids and creams on it:
   • Baking soda and water paste [water what?]
     
   • Lemon or lime [You put the lime in the coco nut and you drink it all up~]
     • Cut into pieces and rub gently on the affected area, or just squirt a bit juice on it.
   • Nail polish (preferably clear) [really now?]
     • Be sure that the bite is not raw from scratching.
     • This keeps it from itching and acts as a seal to protect it.
   • White or apple cider vinegar [waste of cider i say~]
     • Make sure it is not an open wound, and brush the vinegar on with your finger.
   • Hydrocortisone cream [ I'm serious What?]
     
   • Antihistamine and water
     • Rub a little onto the bite and cover with a band aid.
     • You can take a Benadryl as well.
   • Vicks Vaporub[...]
     • Keep applying Vicks to the area, especially if it rubs off.
   • Water[THAT DOESN'T HELP AT ALL!]
     
     • Rub on with a cotton ball or q-tip.
   • Aloe vera
   • Ice or cold water[Freeze the bite~~~]
     
   • Lavender oil [I have that....where?]
     
   • Saliva[ ewww~ If you're that desperate...sure]
     
   • Toothpaste[IT'S FOR TEETH!]
     
   • Bar soap pieces[ and it does what?]
   • Melaleuca oil (also known as tea tree oil)[ SPEAK ENGLISH!]
     
   • Saltwater[...]
   • Oatmeal[Why don't we all just use food!I'll grab the chicken while i'm at this too --"]
     
   • Mud
   • Oil and vinegar[We aren't deep frying something! it's a bite for goodness sakes!]
     
   • Banana peel[ This is getting weird..]
     • Rub it against the affected area.
   • Common Plantain
     • Either roll leaves of common plantain between fingers to extract juice, or chew on common plantain leaves a little bit, then rub the juicy leaf over mosquito bite. The itch goes away in less than a minute.[I still don't get it...]
       
8. Put a bit of white vinegar on a tissue and press on the bite. [STOP USING CIDER AND VINEGAR!]
   
9. Okay, this may sound a bit weird, but this can be done anytime. Dab some spit onto your finger and rub it onto the bite. Then blow. This will cool the bite an stop the itching.[...and make your skin smell freakishly gross~!
   

WHO COMES UP WITH THESE THINGS!

It really annoys me~

anywho~
Bye~